It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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