if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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