I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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