I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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