i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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