my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex