kristin has been a bad kristin
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I need a hoe opinion