So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Couch. On fire.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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