Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Michael Bay diarrhea
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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