I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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