apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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