Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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