Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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