I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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