I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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