....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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