Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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