I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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