Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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