just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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