How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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