Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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