Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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