I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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