Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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