CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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