he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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