Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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