As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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