I just threw up on my dentist
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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