After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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