Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
