Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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