Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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