God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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