in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
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Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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