DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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