Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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