even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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