You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
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