a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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