I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
The police scanner is talking about you again....
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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