You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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