lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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