I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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