That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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