ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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