But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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