we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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