Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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