We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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