It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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