White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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