Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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