my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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