We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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